
That last post was the equivalent of dropping an atomic bomb on my readership. I probably went too far with the title, and on top of that none of it really made any sense. Not much buying was going on either (subway tickets? a newspaper?). I’m sorry. No more of those whack posts, promise. I bought a couple handfuls of mescaline lettuce for $2.05 ($3.99 a pound) at the Stile’s Farmers Market located right next to The Big Apple Meat Market on 41st Street and 9th Avenue for my review of the OXO Good Grips Salad Spinner.
OXO Good Grips Salad Spinner Review
A salad spinner I ordered (for $24.99) finally arrived in the mail so I decided to make a music video featuring it. Enjoy.
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Girls – Lust for Life lyrics
Oh I Wish I Had A Boyfriend
I Wish I Had A Loving Man In My Life
I Wish I Had A Father
And Maybe Then I Woulda Turned Out Right
But Now Im Just Crazy Im Totally Mad
Yeah Im Just Crazy I’m Fucked In The Head
And Maybe If I Really Tried With All Of My Heart
Then I Could Make A Brand New Start In Love With You
Oh I Wish I Had A Sun Tan
I Wish I Had A Pizza And A Bottle Of Wine
I Wish I Had A Beach House
Then We Could Make A Big Fire Every Night
Instead Im Just Crazy Im
Totally Mad
Yeah Im Just Crazy I’m Fucked In The Head
And Maybe If I Really Tried With All Of My Heart
Then I Could Make A Brand New Start In Love With You

